This was from a conversation between two classmates years ago when I was in high school. Thinking about it today still makes me laugh and I wonder if either of them might one day stumble upon this and remember, too. (Names changed for privacy.)
Alan: What does you mom do?
Judy: My mom is a freelance photographer.
Alan: What does that mean? Free of job?
Judy: No! It means she works whenever she wants to.
Alan: . . . Yeah. Free of job.